25 2 / 2012

Well, I finally broke up with boy. He’s not speaking to me and I’m not terribly surprised. Sorry, but I do want to be with someone who has a 401K because I will not end up like my mother.

I’m going to take my aggression out on my bike tomorrow instead of bitching about it on a public forum.

19 2 / 2012

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14 2 / 2012

I wish everyone viewed relationships the way I do: they come to an end, and that’s okay. There are no such things as soul mates, just people willing to tolerate each other for a very long time. Right now, I’m too young to settle for that person, and that’s okay too. Unfortunately, it’s not any easier to break up with someone because no one wants to hear that our time together has worn out, that fighting for what we used to have will only drag out the inevitable. I just wish it was easier for me to tell you, “I love you and I’m sorry, but that momentum that forced us together to begin with is now driving us apart.” The best thing we can do is kiss, say goodbye, and go with the flow.

11 2 / 2012

Unrealistic Goals That I Have

  • To be the next Richard Dawkins
  • To marry Kevin Durant
  • To become a famous artist
  • To not fall in love with all the boys

09 2 / 2012

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09 2 / 2012

Making an ass of myself since 1989

Just leveled up.

Good thing nothing matters on the interwebz.

07 2 / 2012

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